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1. The Mission Impossible one
*“Well, see if you can follow me around the room.”
*Black market old lady sexily patronizing baby Tom Cruise is pretty good. Get it, lady.
*The wire drop into the computer room part where he twists in midair and catches the edge of the table with one foot.
*Sleight of hand with the disks to fool Jean Reno.
*The tension between Ethan and Claire is pretty sexy, actually. He clearly likes her in the set up, even though she’s married to his mentor. Then they get disavowed and he wants to trust her, but also protect her, but also he needs her help. Her husband just “died” and she’s coming on to him. He gets suspicious, but doesn’t want it to be true. Good, classic sexy spy stuff. Love it.
2. Was this movie just called 2?
*MUCH sexier movie - thanks John Woo
*Rock climbing sexy
*Flamenco dancers sexy
*Ethan lying in the bathtub with Thandie Newton sitting on his chest, looking up at her totally relaxed and saying, “I just do what I’m told.”
-Mmm.
Is all I have to say to that.
*Sexy car chase that ends in actual sex.
*Morning after where they clearly still like and respect each other and talk about the job.
-Shut up. I like what I like.
*Thandie Newton letting her scarf fly away in the wind so Dougray Scott will catch it.
*Does anything else sexy happen in this movie? Other than every time there’s a slow zoom on Thandie Newton’s beautiful face.
*People make fun of all the slo-mo doves and explosions in this movie, but it’s John Woo in the year 2000. It’s a time capsule. I love it.
3. Can’t we just pretend this one didn’t happen?
*Does anything sexy happen in this movie?
*Maggie Q working it, as always. Even though that dress would never be allowed into the Vatican. Why the fuck are they breaking into the Vatican?
*Jonathan Rhys Meyers sexy in a rat kind of way. I’m not not into it.
*Phillip Seymour Hoffman not sexy.
*Ethan biting down on a tongue depressor and getting his wife to electrocute him is kinda sexy.
-If you’re a freak.
Which I am.
*Nothing else sexy happens in this movie. This movie is terrible.
( Newer sexier movies under the cut )
*“Well, see if you can follow me around the room.”
*Black market old lady sexily patronizing baby Tom Cruise is pretty good. Get it, lady.
*The wire drop into the computer room part where he twists in midair and catches the edge of the table with one foot.
*Sleight of hand with the disks to fool Jean Reno.
*The tension between Ethan and Claire is pretty sexy, actually. He clearly likes her in the set up, even though she’s married to his mentor. Then they get disavowed and he wants to trust her, but also protect her, but also he needs her help. Her husband just “died” and she’s coming on to him. He gets suspicious, but doesn’t want it to be true. Good, classic sexy spy stuff. Love it.
2. Was this movie just called 2?
*MUCH sexier movie - thanks John Woo
*Rock climbing sexy
*Flamenco dancers sexy
*Ethan lying in the bathtub with Thandie Newton sitting on his chest, looking up at her totally relaxed and saying, “I just do what I’m told.”
-Mmm.
Is all I have to say to that.
*Sexy car chase that ends in actual sex.
*Morning after where they clearly still like and respect each other and talk about the job.
-Shut up. I like what I like.
*Thandie Newton letting her scarf fly away in the wind so Dougray Scott will catch it.
*Does anything else sexy happen in this movie? Other than every time there’s a slow zoom on Thandie Newton’s beautiful face.
*People make fun of all the slo-mo doves and explosions in this movie, but it’s John Woo in the year 2000. It’s a time capsule. I love it.
3. Can’t we just pretend this one didn’t happen?
*Does anything sexy happen in this movie?
*Maggie Q working it, as always. Even though that dress would never be allowed into the Vatican. Why the fuck are they breaking into the Vatican?
*Jonathan Rhys Meyers sexy in a rat kind of way. I’m not not into it.
*Phillip Seymour Hoffman not sexy.
*Ethan biting down on a tongue depressor and getting his wife to electrocute him is kinda sexy.
-If you’re a freak.
Which I am.
*Nothing else sexy happens in this movie. This movie is terrible.
( Newer sexier movies under the cut )