A lot of season one is technically filler MOTW episodes, but it set the whole tone of the show going forward and a lot of them are great.

( THE REST OF SEASON ONE: )

1. The Mission Impossible one

*“Well, see if you can follow me around the room.”

*Black market old lady sexily patronizing baby Tom Cruise is pretty good. Get it, lady.

*The wire drop into the computer room part where he twists in midair and catches the edge of the table with one foot.

*Sleight of hand with the disks to fool Jean Reno.

*The tension between Ethan and Claire is pretty sexy, actually. He clearly likes her in the set up, even though she’s married to his mentor. Then they get disavowed and he wants to trust her, but also protect her, but also he needs her help. Her husband just “died” and she’s coming on to him. He gets suspicious, but doesn’t want it to be true. Good, classic sexy spy stuff. Love it.

2. Was this movie just called 2?

*MUCH sexier movie - thanks John Woo

*Rock climbing sexy

*Flamenco dancers sexy

*Ethan lying in the bathtub with Thandie Newton sitting on his chest, looking up at her totally relaxed and saying, “I just do what I’m told.”
-Mmm.
Is all I have to say to that.

*Sexy car chase that ends in actual sex.

*Morning after where they clearly still like and respect each other and talk about the job.
-Shut up. I like what I like.

*Thandie Newton letting her scarf fly away in the wind so Dougray Scott will catch it.

*Does anything else sexy happen in this movie? Other than every time there’s a slow zoom on Thandie Newton’s beautiful face.

*People make fun of all the slo-mo doves and explosions in this movie, but it’s John Woo in the year 2000. It’s a time capsule. I love it.

3. Can’t we just pretend this one didn’t happen?

*Does anything sexy happen in this movie?

*Maggie Q working it, as always. Even though that dress would never be allowed into the Vatican. Why the fuck are they breaking into the Vatican?

*Jonathan Rhys Meyers sexy in a rat kind of way. I’m not not into it.

*Phillip Seymour Hoffman not sexy.

*Ethan biting down on a tongue depressor and getting his wife to electrocute him is kinda sexy.
-If you’re a freak.
Which I am.

*Nothing else sexy happens in this movie. This movie is terrible.

( Newer sexier movies under the cut )

The Golden Blaze
Borgias
4k
incest, weirdness

( All the mirrors of her childhood, all the mirrors in her mother’s house, are covered with shawls. )

Collection of comment fics written for the AMERICANA FICATHON.

( asphalt fairgrounds and chrome silver cradles, Shadow Unit, Addy Villette, Chaz Villette, (William Villette), R )


( I'll dig this hole, Boyd Crowder, Raylan Givens, Justified, PG )


( made of shatterglass (cannot be broken), Thor, Loki/Sif(/Thor), R )


( last night I dreamed about you (I dreamed that you were riding), Boyd/Raylan, Boyd/Ava, Justified, R )


( she grew scarlet carsons in our window box, Buffy/Faith, BTVS, PG )

I Trust You to Kill Me
Avengers
Agent Coulson / Clint 'Hawkeye' Barton
R to NC-17
7k
written for wrisomifu


Most people find Specialist Barton so annoying as to be impossible to work with. He's been bounced off so many black ops teams it's probably a record.

( Agent Coulson is made of sterner stuff. )

Talibus Laboribus Lupos Defendimus
ghostrunner
Teen Wolf
R

Okay, so this happened. Wherein robanybody conned me into writing ridiculous backstory for her through the use of pictures of hot people. (I whine a lot about how robanybody knows how easy I am and she tempts me shamelessly, but the truth is I wanted to write this and she just showed me that she’d be interested in reading it.)

Let this be a lesson to all of you. About… about how easy I am, I guess.

I love the icons, bb, I hope you like this.


Coda: Some stories are easy. This story was a total bitch.




( The big secret to hunting is this: Don’t let them get you. )

title: In the Shadow of Your Own Heart
author: ghostrunner
fandom: The Vampire Diaries - spoilers up to 2.21

Scenes from the life of Jenna Sommers, before.

( It turned out she’d completely missed the point about life. )

So, let's talk about Bedlam, which I am obsessed with now. Yes, I only talk about tv, that's okay, you all like it.

So, Bedlam. It's on Sky Living (which is, uh, British) on mondays. And it's really cool. It reminds me a little of Hex in a lot of ways. Everyone who has seen Hex (hi, like, three people) just sat up a little straighter in their chairs.

"Do you see ghosts?"

"Did Kate tell you that?"

"Something like that. Is it true?"

"Kate talks a lot of crap."


*many, many pictures under cut, no serious spoilers
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A collection of the fics I wrote for Porn Battle XI.

( Undisclosed, Tron: Legacy, Sam Flynn/Edward Dillinger Jr., history, secretive )

( Stuff of Legends, Chronicles of Narnia, Caspian/Peter, sword, if, death, promise )

( Darker Things, Dorian Gray, Dorian/any, poison  )

( Striking Bargains, The Covenant, Caleb/Chase, sting, reason  )